The Nefarious Powers of Saliva

[wayfaringwordhack]

 baby saliva to be precise.

S managed to get the magnetized end of my laptop's power cord into her mouth. Said cord is no longer working, or rather barely working. I just got my laptop to turn on after 2 days of struggling with it.  J is buying and mailing me another, so I hope to be back soon.  In the meantime, the cord is not charging the laptop and my battery is hanging on at 0%.  As soon as someone (who, I might add, stood up today without holding on to anything!) wakes from her nap and gets her hands on my cord, I'm likely to go into Internet blackout again.

Comments

[frigg.livejournal.com]

Maybe you could bottle it and sell it as a biodegradable spy-chemical? You know for then the bad guy computer needs to be put out of order fast. :))

[mnfaure.livejournal.com]

bwahaha. I can just imagine collecting the samples, a little like they do with snakes, placing their fangs over the edge of a glass and pressing on their heads. :P

[frigg.livejournal.com]

Now that would require a photo!

[mnfaure.livejournal.com]

So I could get reported to the CPS? :P

[frigg.livejournal.com]

You're in France, I think it would take more than that to get reported. :p

[mnfaure.livejournal.com]

*lol* You have a very laidback view on France's stance regarding the protection of children,

[frigg.livejournal.com]

Considering that France is one of the few countries in Europe where corporal punishment is allowed both at home and in schools, theeeen....

Besides what you describe is quite tame. :p

[msisolak.livejournal.com]

You've got the perfect icon for this post. That "Who, me?" little innocent look.

[mnfaure.livejournal.com]

Oh yes indeed. :P

[pjthompson]

Clearly, if that picture is to believed, you're feeding her tar so maybe that has something to do with it. ;-)

[mnfaure.livejournal.com]

Bwahaha. I am to blame, I see. :P

[pjthompson]

That's what she'll tell her psychiatrist years hence.

Srsly, I think she's going to grow up one massively well-adjusted girl from the quality time both her loving parents give her. :-D

[footlingagain.livejournal.com]

Absolutely agree - you & J are superlative parents!

Many congratulations to the angel, too, for standing unaided!

[mnfaure.livejournal.com]

drat it! I meant to wish you a happy birthday on the sixth and come the day, it totally slipped my mind!

Belated birthday wishes!

[footlingagain.livejournal.com]

Aww, thank you! I wouldn't have minded at all if you hadn't remembered - I've reached the stage where I try to ignore birthdays ;-)

[mnfaure.livejournal.com]

I hope she is, I hope she is! :D

[pjthompson]

No worries, mate. :-)